Well, May has proved to be wet and soggy with a few nice days here and there so nothing changes when the Outdoor Season kicks off once again.

We did have fine weather at Marlow as reported last month and also when a touring side from Colchester visited us on Spring Bank Holiday weekend. We had a very good afternoon with them and they were so pleased to be able to play a full game as they only managed to play 10 ends of their first game of their tour (rain stopped play), their second game was cancelled because Peppard's green was waterlogged and then they were on their way home the day following their visit to us!

We also had a sunny afternoon for the return match at home against our friends from Marlow.  It was another great, very enjoyable afternoon. 

Out of the ten matches arranged for May however, only five were actually played, four being cancelled by us through lack of support and the fifth by the opposition - which makes for rather a depressing start to the season.

We did win most of those played but it is the loss of revenue from those that weren't played that is worrying.

Most Outdoor matches are reciprocal, i.e. on the home fixtures visiting teams do not pay us anything thus creating a deficit on the match. However, we do not pay them on the return visit and the money collected from our away team is offset against the deficit on the home game.

So if, for example, an away four rink fixture does not take place we lose £104.00. Therefore, as four out of the five cancelled games should have been away we have already lost £350.00 so you can see how imperative it is for away games to take place.

It has been a struggle for the Captains to get enough players for matches.  I know there is a lot going on with early rounds of County and National Competitions taking place and other commitments so heartfelt thanks to those of you who have been able to support the Club matches.  Please, please continue to do so when you can.

The cancelled away match against Abingdon Ladies has now been re-arranged for Friday June 20th at 2.30 p.m.  and the relevant match sheet is up on the board.  We always have a lovely afternoon at Abingdon and a very nice tea afterwards so come on ladies, let's make sure we have enough names this time.



Many congratulations to Kathy Hawes and Carol Penson who have reached the final of the Ladies County Singles Competition. We are hosting the Ladies County finals on the weekend of 26th/27th July so make a note and come and support our ladies (we hope that in due course there will be a few more in some of the other finals!).


Regrettably the Open Fours Competition, which was arranged for Sunday 22nd June, has had to be cancelled as not enough entries were received to make the Competition viable.

It has been decided to run a Pairs Competition for members on that day instead.  Your choice of partner - can be ladies, gents or mixed pairs.  It will be played on a round robin basis - fuller details will be posted at the Club shortly. Entry fee £4. per pair.  There will be three prizes - lst £100., 2nd £50. and 3rd £25. (must be worth a go folks!).  The entry form is on the match notice board so get cracking and sign up for a fun days bowling.


This Annual Ladies Open Competition is being held on Monday 28th July commencing at 10 a.m.  Always a good event so come on ladies, give it a go and enter a team.  Entry forms available at the Club or can be downloaded from this website.

This event is being run by Helen Kingsley and if you have any queries, she will be only too pleased to help.


There are still a few places left on the coach for the outing to Bournemouth on Wednesday 25th June to include a game against Argyll Bowls Club, lunch and a meal afterwards all for £18. per head - or if you just fancy the day out, £11.50 for the coach and lunch.  Last year's trip to Portsmouth was a great success and thoroughly enjoyed by everyone so look out your buckets and spades and join in the fun.

Heard this one?

I have a little Satnav, it sits there in my car,

A Satnav is a driver's friend, it tells you where you are.

I have a little Satnav, I've had it all my life,


It's better than the normal ones, my Satnav is my wife.


It gives me full instructions, especially how to drive,

"It's thirty miles an hour" it says, "you're doing thirty five."


It tells me when to stop and start and when to use the brake

And tells me that it's never ever safe to overtake.


It tells me when a light is red and when it goes to green,

It seems to know instinctively just when to intervene.


It lists the vehicles just in front and all those to the rear

And taking this into account, it specifies my gear.


I'm sure no other driver has so helpful a device

For when we leave and lock the car, it still gives its advice.


It fills me up with counselling, each journey's pretty fraught,

So why don't I exchange it and get a quieter sort?


Well, you see, it cleans the house, makes sure I'm properly fed,

It washes all my shirts and things  - and keeps me warm in bed!


Despite all these advantages, and my tendency to scoff,

I do wish that once in a while I could turn the damned thing off!



Happy driving!




President Margaret

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