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Our Yearly Dementia Test--- only 4 questions:

It's that time of year for us to take our annual senior citizen test. 

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As 
we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you 
lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to the 
last test. Some may think it is too easy but the ones with memory problems may 
have difficulty. Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it 
or not. 
The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made 
your answer. 
OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.

1. 
What do you put in a toaster? 

 

Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast' give up now and do 
something else… 
Try not to hurt yourself. 
If you said, bread, go to 
Question 2. 

2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink? 

 

Answer: 
Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. 
Your 
brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. 
Content yourself with reading 
more appropriate literature such as Auto World. 
However, if you said 
'water', proceed to question 3.
3. 
If a red house is made from red bricks and 

A blue house is made from blue 
bricks and 
A pink house is made from pink bricks and 
A black house is 
made from black bricks, 
What is a green house made from? 
 

Answer: 
Greenhouses are made from glass.
If you said 'green bricks,' why are you 
still reading these??? 
If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4. 
 
4. Without using a calculator 

You are driving a bus from London to Milford 
Haven in Wales.
In London, 17 people get on the bus. 
In Reading, 
6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on. 
In Swindon, 
2 people get off and 4 get on. 
In Cardiff, 11 people 
get off and 16 people get on. 
In Swansea, 3 people get off and 
5 people get on. 
In Carmathen, 6 people get off and 3 
get on.
You then arrive at Milford Haven... 
 Without scrolling back to review, how old is the bus 
driver?
 
 
 Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! 
Don't you remember 
your own age...
It was YOU driving the 
bus!