Thanks for your agreement for the New Format Wednesday morning bowls 

 

It would appear that there is quite a lot of support for the Wednesday morning Triples.   That is really good news.  I am guessing it is mainly my charm and charisma that is the draw to play. Could be the mega prize money on offer (Webmaster says 'Whaaat!????? ).  Whatever the reason it will be great to see you.

 

I have been saving 2 jokes which I was going to use on my Presidents day.  I have  decided to share them with you now.

I should stress that neither have been passed by Bowls England. (Webmaster..and not likely to be!)

Hope no one is offended by them.  If you are you can tell me when we next meet.

 

Keep well keep fit

Sandy

 

Joke 1).....A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool… After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' 'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.

 

Joke 2)......'Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, "Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear? " Mabel answered, "I have a suppository?" She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is."